he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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