are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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