Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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