Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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