How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
