i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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