Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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