oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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