3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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