doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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