i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I could fuck to npr.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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