I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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