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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

  (708): View more from Illinois

  read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  grab my backpack.....its in the fridge

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

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• (310): View more from California

  Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"

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• (562): View more from California

  my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.

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  I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.

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