Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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