He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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