from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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