yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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