I'm so fucking centered right now
Say something about gay babies.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I understand Curling. That high.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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