well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's always time for handjobs
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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