Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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