Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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