Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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