ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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