What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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