she was so not down for the gang bang
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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