yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We need to get me chipped asap
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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