One girl and one boy is just not enough.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
