Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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