I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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