The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
