she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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