we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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