I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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