can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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