I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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