i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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