Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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