Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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