That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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