I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
