Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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