Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Come on in and take your pants off
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