you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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