Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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