used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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