Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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