A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
50% drunk capacity currently
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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