Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drunk is not a location!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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