Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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