BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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