All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I want her autograph on my taint
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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