butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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