it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
nutella sex= disaster
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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