oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
