Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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