Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
bring money and cleavage
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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