In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my shit smells like andre
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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